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Miss pole dance wardrobe malfunction3/31/2024 ![]() Think, Kate, think what if it’s Oh my God. It wasn’t the height of the limbo pole, or the vagina flash. But what It wasn’t the handsome guy that went before her. Speaking of, thanks again to The Carousel Bar in Sea Isle City for hosting me at the Limbo for Lives skin cancer awareness event this weekend. A solid wardrobe malfunction always makes me laugh, but there was something about this one in particular that caught my attention. I would have died if my hams snapped the bottoms off and everyone saw my extremely… eh, you know what… It’s nobody’s business what I have going on down there.Īll I can say is, thank God it wasn’t me & I have an alibi. I’ve worn that same suit on busy days down the Jersey shore, at pool parties & in front of family. There’s been enough speculation about my bush as it is & now I know it could have been me. ![]() Let’s not beat around the bush, that video has hundreds of thousands views & even if you’re confident in your down-under landscaping choices (as you should be), it’s gotta be mortifying. It felt so sturdy the wheels on my wagon were firmly chock-blocked in there. Sensible yet sassy with a neckline that leaves you thinking there might be boobs in there somewhere, I thought it was the perfect choice. A loyal one-piecer due to an unfortunate tramp stamp & lazy abs circumstances, I’d purchased it at Macy’s this Spring for a pretty penny.
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